Intro:  Instrumental   
  
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Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film  
(A)                           E7            A  
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill  
          D                     A/Asus4  
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?  
       D                          A     G  A  E7  
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all  
  
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Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her  
I am having an affair with a random computer  
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?  
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all  
  
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       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet,   
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       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun  
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       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet  
     A    D   A     E7            A  
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun  
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      Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing   
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       like it did when you were young?  
     A  
       Or did you come down crashing    
     E7                            A  
       seeing all the things you'd done?  
     E7                    A  
       Oh it's a big put - on  
  
     A              D             A  
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet  
     (A)            E7            A  
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun  
     A              D             A  
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet  
     (A)            E7            A  
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun  

          D                     A/Asus4  
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?  
       D                          A     G  A  E7  (hold)  
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all  
  
A  D  E7  A