E      D  A  E          D A E  
Learn to love me assemble the ways  Now today tomorrow and always  
My only weakness is a listed crime       My only weakness is well nevermind  
        nevermind C D G  
CHORUS:  
G    C              Am  C D G    C            Am   C D G  
Shoplifters of the world       Unite and take over  
G    C              Am   G       C             Am  
Shoplifters of the world       hand it over, hand it over, hand it over  
 
E                                 D A E         D A E  
Learn to love me assemble the ways      Now today tomorrow and always  
E        D A E  
My only weakness is a list of crimes  
E        C D G  
but night the plans of a future war was all I saw on Channel 4  
 
CHORUS  then instrumental 1st verse then instrumental chorus then ...  
 
CHORUS (alternate words):  
G            C        Am  
A heartless hand on my shoulder  a push and it's over  
G    C             Am  
alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time  
G C     Am         G          C      Am  
tried living in the real world, instead of a shell but before I began  
 G             C    Am   C D G  
I was bored before I even began  
 
Shoplifters of the world unite and take over (2X)  
Shoplifters of the world ... hand it over.