(Intro) E 


E                 A                   E 
They told me if i write this song for them 
                C#m             A 
That they would cut my hair for free 
               B          E 
But that's not me no liberties 

E                        A 
And they're into all the coolest bands 
    E                                 C#m 
And knowing that they all come to the gigs as fans 
A        B               E 
Entitles me to some decency 


E                           F#m 
Wasted little wasted little djs play 
             A         B          E 
They are the cleverest blondes we ken 
E                           F#m 
Wasted little wasted little djs play 
            A         B           E 
I wish that everybody danced like them 

E                  A              E 
Split visions of a talkative therapy 
         C#m                    A 
Makes me bend away, it gives me E 
                 B              E 
It seems hard to say its insanity 

E                       A 
The same record for the 16th time 
E                          C#m 
Exact same set you did the last time round 
A              B                E 
Doesnt bother me we're in harmony 

(Chorus) 
E                           F#m 
Wasted little wasted little djs play 
             A         B          E 
They are the cleverest blondes we ken 
E                           F#m 
Wasted little wasted little djs play 
            A         B           E 
I wish that everybody danced like them 
          A     B    E 
Everybody dance like them! 

C         G                D 
No low emotions rolling tonight 
               A                 C 
Young heavy hopefuls staying the night 
            G                    A Bb B 
So stick around and wait for the day 
A                        Bb  B 
Craziness kills laziness and happiness to bad 
Bb  A                             Bb   B 
But no one gives a fuck you see we're all out of our little heads 
A                        Bb  B 
Craziness kills laziness and happiness to bad 
Bb  A                             Bb  B 
But no one gives a fuck you see cause we're all out of our, 
B 
All out of our, all out of our little fucking heads 

E                A               E 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo 
C#m             A 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo 
B               E 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo 

(Solo) E A E C#m A B E x2 

E                           F#m 
Wasted little wasted little djs play 
             A         B          E 
They are the cleverest blondes we ken 
E                           F#m 
Wasted little wasted little djs play 
            A         B           E 
I wish that everybody danced like them 

E                           F#m 
Wasted little wasted little djs play 
             A         B          E 
They are the cleverest blondes we ken 
E                           F#m 
Wasted little wasted little djs play 
            A         B           E 
I wish that everybody danced like them 
    A       B          E          C#m 
Can anybody dance like them, just tell me 
    A       B          E          C#m 
Does anybody dance like them, just tell me 
    A       B          E          C#m 
Does anybody dance like them, just tell me 
    A       B          E          C#m 
Does anybody dance like them...