KEY: 
|o   o| 
|o   o|= Repeat 

Time signature changes are shown above the staff.  
The numbers below the staff represent the timing for counting. 

 *Intro (begins after ~3sec of sfx) 
 4/4 
G-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
A-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
E-----------------|----------3------|-----------------|----------3------| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 


 "Nobody sends me birthday cards..." 
G-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
A-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
E-3---3---3---3---|-3---3---3-3-----|-3---3---3---3---|-3---3---3-3-----| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 


 "When I come to, I'll wet my bed..." 
 2/4       4/4               2/4       4/4 
G---------|-----------------|---------|-----------------|----------------| 
D---------|-3-----3-2-----2-|---------|-3-----3-2-----2-|-0----0--5------| 
A-3-3-3-3-|-----------------|-3-3-0---|-----------------|----------------| 
E---------|-----------------|---------|-----------------|----------------| 
  1 + 2 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 


 "I get off on what you give me, darlin'..." 
G-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
A-------------0-2-|-3-----0---------|-------------0-2-|-3-----0---------| 
E-3---3-----3-----|-----------0-3-3-|-3---3-----3-----|-----------0-3-3-| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + | 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 

G-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
A-------------0-2-|-3-----0---------|-----------------|-------3---------| 
E-3---3-----3-----|-----------0-3-3-|-3---3---3---3---|-1---------------| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 


 "And when I go to the seedy ward..." 
                   3/4           4/4 
G-----------------|-------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
D-----------------|-3---2---0---|-----------------|-----------------| 
A-3---3---3---3---|-------------|-3---3---1---1---|-0---0-----------| 
E-----------------|-------------|-----------------|---------4---4---| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 

("..graph!") 




G-----------------| 
D-----------------| 
A-6---------------| 
E-----------------| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 


  Guitar fill 
G-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
A-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
E-3-5---3-5-------|-----------------|-3-5---3-5-------|-----------------| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 

"Here comes the dark..." 
G-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
A-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
E-3---3---3---3---|-3---3---3---3---|-3---3---3---3---|-3---3---3---3---| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 


"When I come to, I'll wet my bed..." 
 2/4       4/4               2/4       4/4 
G---------|-----------------|---------|-----------------|----------------| 
D---------|-3-----3-2-----2-|---------|-3-----3-2-----2-|-0----0--5------| 
A-3-3-3-3-|-----------------|-3-3-0---|-----------------|----------------| 
E---------|-----------------|---------|-----------------|----------------| 
  1 + 2 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 


"On all blood donors and their sisters..."            (rit.) 
G-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| 
D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| 
A-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| 
E-3---3---3---3---|-3---3---3-3-----|-3---3---3---3---|-3-3-3-3-3-3-(3)--| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 


(a tempo) 
 "I get off..." 
G|------------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
D|o-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
A|o-------------0-2-|-3-----0---------|-------------0-2-|-3-----0---------| 
E|--3---3-----3-----|-----------0-3-3-|-3---3-----3-----|-----------0-3-3-| 
    1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 

                                                       __________________ 
                                                      |1.                | 
G-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| 
D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------o| 
A-------------0-2-|-3-----0---------|-------------0-2-|-------3---------o| 
E-3---3-----3-----|-----------0-3-3-|-3---3-----3-----|-1---------0-3-3--| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 

 _________________ 
|2.                                  (rit.) 
G-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|| 
D-----------------|-----------------|-3---------------|| 
A-------3---------|-3---3---3---3---|---------5-------|| 
E-1---------------|-----------------|-----------------|| 
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +