D
The freaks'll stay together
                        G 
They're a tight old crew
A
You look at them 
                     D
And they look at you 

I love the ballyhoo girl 
               G
But she don't care 
G                       A  Bm
It's hard to find love anywhere 
G                 A  Bm     A
Hard to find love anywhere 

D
The professor is the talker 
               G
He's the talking man 
A
And if he can't clean a midway 
       D
Nobody can 

He'll get the tip on in 
                G
From the midway mud 
G                           A     Bm
You gotta have the sawdust in the blood 
G                       A      D
Gotta have the sawdust in the blood 

D                G  
See the pig-faced man and the monkey girl 
A                 D
Come see the big fat lady 
Bm                   Em
'Gator slim with the alligator skin 
A                D
Come see the devil baby 

Solo: D       G         A            D             G                      A  Bm
----------|--------|---|-|---------|---|---|-9-9-------|---|------------10-------
--------7-|-10-8-8-|-8-|-|-8-8---8-|-7-|---|-----10>12-|---|-10---10>12----12-10-
-9~(11)---|--------|---|-|-----7---|---|---|-----------|---|----12---------------
----------|--------|---|-|---------|---|---|-----------|---|---------------------
----------|--------|---|-|---------|---|---|-----------|---|---------------------
----------|--------|---|-|---------|---|---|-----------|---|---------------------

            G            A      D      A
-------|-|-----|--------------------|---------------|------7>5-|
-------|-|-----|-8-7----------------|-10------------|------7>5-|
-12^11-|-|-9>7-|-----9-7^9-7-9~(11)-|----12^11----9-|-7>9------|
-------|-|-----|--------------------|----------12---|----------|
-------|-|-----|--------------------|---------------|----------|
-------|-|-----|--------------------|---------------|----------|

D   
Springer is the talker 
               G
He's the talking man
A 
He's got the whole studio 
                   D
Eating out of his hand
 
You can be on too
                      G 
With the nuts and the geeks 
G           A   Bm
Call 1-800-IM A FREAK 
G        A  Bm   A
1-800-IM A FREAK 

D                              G
Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl 
A                  D
Come be the big fat lady 
Bm                    Em
'Gator slim with the alligator skin 
A              D
Come be the devil baby 

G            A     D                           G                  
-7----------|-|-------------------------|----10----------------10-|-------------|
---10-8-7---|-|-10------10--------------|-12----12-10----10^12----|-10----10>12-|
----------9-|-|----9>11----7^9-7-9~(11)-|-------------12----------|----12-------|
------------|-|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------|
------------|-|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------|
------------|-|-------------------------|-------------------------|-------------|

A      Bm                             G                D           A
-------------|----------------------|--------------|--------|---------|------------|
-10^12-10----|----------------------|--------------|--------|-----7>5-|------14-14-|
----------11-|-9~(11)-(11)-(11)~9-7-|-9^7-9-9~(11)-|-(11)~9-|---------|------14-14-|
-------------|----------------------|--------------|--------|-5>7-----|-14^12------|
-------------|----------------------|--------------|--------|---------|------------|
-------------|----------------------|--------------|--------|---------|------------|