Tuning: Standard 

Intro: 
e|-------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| 
D|---4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| 
A|---4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| 
E|---2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0------------------| 
Repeat 2x 

Verse:  

e|-----------------|           |-----------------------------------| 
B|-----------------|           |-----------------------------------| 
G|-----------------|           |-----------------------------------| 
D|-----------------|           |-----------------------------------| 
A|-----------------|           |-----------------------------------| 
E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-| 4x        |-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| Repeat First Part 2x 

Chorus: 
      "Sometimes, It Makes Me..."                     "We Celebrate The Idiot..."  
e|-------------------------------------|          |-----------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------|          |-----------------------------------| 
G|---------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|          |-----------------------------------| 
D|---4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|          |-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| 
A|---4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|          |-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| 
E|---2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0------------------| 2x       |-2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| Repeat First Part 1x  

verse 2: 

Bridge: 

Guitar 1: 
e|-------------------------------------|       Alternatively: e|-------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------|                      B|-------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|                      G|-------------------------------------| 
D|---4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|                      D|---4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2------------------| 
A|---4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|                      A|---4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| 
E|---2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0------------------| 2x                   E|---2-2-2-2--0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| 2x 
   
Guitar 2: 
e|-------------| 
B|--10-9-7-5-4-| 
G|-------------| 
D|-------------| 
A|-------------| 
E|-------------| 
2x 

verse 3: 

Bridge 2: Repeat 2x 

Final Chord: 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|--4\-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|--4\-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|--2\-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 




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| /   slide up 
| \   slide down 
| h   hammer-on 
| p   pull-off 
| ~   vibrato 
| +   harmonic 
| x   Mute note 
| b   Bend 
| pb  Pre-bend 
| br  Bend release 
| pbr Pre-bend release 
| brb Bend release bend 

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