Intro: E D G Bm E E D G D E 

verse 1: 
      D   G                          D E Strum down once for both 
I ask myself why are you still around 
     Bm      E    E       G    D   D E Strum down once for both 
It’s just my 19th nervous breakdown 
      D       G                       A E Strum down once for both 
You sleep all day I’m working weekends 
     E D G 
I’m sick of you and your stupid friends 

Pre Chorus 

C             Am                
You’re living life just like a dream 
C           Am    F Strum down once and let it ring out 
Lost in the scene 


[Refrão]

G             D 
I’m so jaded, frustrated 
Am               C 
I can’t pretend, everything’s cool when you 
G                 D 
Won’t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry 
Am             
To mess up my life 
C 
Get your shit together ’cause it’s 
G    G     G   Strum down three times on each "Whoa 
Whoa, whoa, whoa 
C                    G Strum DOWN once on G 
Welcome to the real world 

Interlude:  E D G Bm E E D G D E 
      Whoa Oh 

verse 2: 

      D   G                         D E Strum down once for both 
You’re like a leech latching onto me 
Bm       E   E     G   D  D E Strum down once for both 
Sucking out all my energy 
      D       G                      A E Strum down once for both 
Out to dinner and you’re on the phone 
     E D G 
The bill comes but your wallet’s at home 
Pre Chorus 
C          Am 
You may be smooth, you may be fine 
C                        Am   F Strum down once and let it ring out 
But you’re a waste of my time 


[Refrão]

G             D 
I’m so jaded, frustrated 
Am               C 
I can’t pretend, everything’s cool when you 
G                 D 
Won’t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry 
Am             
To mess up my life 
C 
Get your shit together ’cause it’s 
G    G     G   Strum down three times on each "Whoa 
Whoa, whoa, whoa 
C                    Em Continue Strumming Em 
Welcome to the real world 

Bridge:
 
C                      Am          
Don’t you think you’ll ever get a clue 
C                        Am 
Tell you what you gotta do 
C             Am 
Swear I won’t scream 
             
And I won’t shout 
C                            Am  F Strum down once and let it ring out 
Just take your trash and get out 

 
[Refrão]

G             D 
I’m so jaded, frustrated 
Am               C 
I can’t pretend, everything’s cool when you 
G                 D                      Strum G & D twice on this line 
Won’t talk to me, leave me dirty laundry 
Am             
To mess up my life 
C 
Get your shit together ’cause it’s 
G     G     G  Strum down three times on each "Whoa 
Whoa, whoa, whoa 
C 
Maybe you should get a life 
G     G     G  Strum down three times on each "Whoa 
Whoa, whoa, whoa 
C 
I feel sorry for your future wife 
G     G     G  Strum down three times on each "Whoa 
Whoa, whoa, whoa 
C                    G 
Welcome to the real world