Intro Riff: 
                                   
e|-----------------------------------0---------------0--0---| 
B|-----------------------------------2---------------1--2---| 
G|-------------0-1-2-0---------------2---------------0--2---| 
D|-------0-1-2---------2-1-0---------2---------------2--2---| 
A|-0-2-3---------------------3-2-1-0-----------------3--0---| 
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
 

Verse: 
                  A 
I'm gonna get the gothest girl I can 
         B7 
With the pale white rockabilly tan 
    Dm                 Fm 
You know the kind, the ones you find 
       Em                      A 
In the country metal punk rock band 

She might be into hot rod cars 
Or leather fetish bondage bars 
She's dirty, pretty, the hippest in the city 
She's the gothest girl I can 

 

[Refrão]
    D7                      A7 
The gothest girl I can, the gothest girl I can 
    D7                 (pause)              A7 
The gothest girl I, the gothest girl I, the gothest girl I can 
E7 
I'm gonna lose these country blues 
          D7   
With the gothest girl I can      

(Intro Riff) 

Verse: 
I'm gonna get the gothest girl I can 
Black lips and Bettie Page bangs 
Horn rimmed glasses and an ass that'll pass 
For a glimpse at the promised land 

She's kinda into all things noir 
Wants me to get a pompadour 
Well, maybe baby, but she ain't no lady 
She's the gothest girl I can 

Chorus 

Bridge: 
       D                         A 
I live right, I live good like a nice boy should 
         E7                  A 
I put my trust in our Lord's plan 
       D                         A 
I live right, I live just like a young boy must 
       B7                     E7 
Like I should, but I tell ya, man 
D                                A 
Somethin's gotta give 'cause the right way to live 
      E7                   A 
Isn't hittin' it, you understand 
         D                     A 
I need a wild, wild lover, the kind that scares your mother 
           F7             E7 
I need the gothest girl I can 

(Solo over Chorus chords) 

Verse: 
Thrift store vampire chic 
It's night every day of the week 
Stop, stare, dead flowers in her hair 
She's the gothest girl I can 

She got old skool blue tattoos 
And big black boots on, too 
Polka dot dress and flames on her chest 
She's the gothest girl I can 

It's kinda hot when she calls me 'doll' 
And 'daddy' at the swing dance ball 
She's neat, nifty like nineteen fifty 
She's the gothest girl I can 

Chorus 

Ending: 
C    C    A