DAD - Laugh And A Half 
 
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Em               D                   Em 
I learned politeness on my mother's knee. 
G                                                       D
I learned by uprightness my number of friends should increase. 
Em                       D           Em 
- When I think about the things I've done, 
G 
I laugh out loud to no one. 
D 
Yeah, to no one. 
Em 
'Cause it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see. 
                          G
When I try to open up my heart 
                                              D 
There's something inside me 'n  I know it is good 
                      C          Em 
-But understanding is misunderstood 
Em                D               A          Em 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
Em               D          Em 
-But I became honest mr. Mistaken 
G                                   D
Inspired of the curves my smile was makin' 
Em            D                Em 
Bumbers and kickers in one big stream 
G                                 D 
I grow up in a livesize pinball machine! 
D
Yeah - they're mean! 
Em 
'Cause it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see. 
                          G 
When I try to open up my heart 
                                                D 
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good 
                      C          Em 
-But understanding is misunderstood. 
Em                D               A         Em 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
 
Em 
-I tried to fill some silence 
              D 
'Cause the silence feels so long 
G                    D 
-I knew the ice was gettin' thinner, 
              Em 
but I kept skating on 
                                          D 
My mother threw me into this world as a winner 
 
-but by the light of the yellow beer 
G          D                     Em 
They tell jokes I'll never get to hear 
 
-On my behalf. 
G                                              D
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good 
                      C          Em 
-But understanding is misunderstood. 
Em                D               A          Em 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
 
-On my behalf. 
G                                              D 
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good 
                      C          Em 
-But understanding is misunderstood. 
Em                D               A          Em 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
Em                D               A          Em 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
Em                D               A          Em 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
Em                D               A          Em 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half