Intro: Em – Em7 – Em6  4x  


E /                                             
    Canned laughter for applause 
               Cmaj7/E        Dsus2/E                         
You've opened          doors  
E /                                             
    In and out of their wives 
                    Cmaj7/E          Dsus2/E                  
In and out of your           smalls  


Pre: 
A              Am7                                   
   It's not a      BAFTA you're after 
C#m7                             F#7                    
      You want a million dollar      lay 



[Refrão]
Em /      Bm /      G                                     
      By       all     means  
           Cmaj7 /                                   
Necessary          you  
               B7sus4     B                             
Will get your         way  
Am      Am7/G       D7/F#                                      
    It         all        seems so easy 
    G /                                         
But      so are you  
        B7                      Em                  
That's     what I've heard them       say

 
(Em) – Em7 – Em6      2x   


E                                              
    All the make-up that you wear 
                Cmaj7/E        Dsus2/E                        
Can't hide the           flaws  
E                                              
   Your work in charity  
              Cmaj7/E        Dsus2/E                          
For your own           cause  


Pre: 
A                Am7                                 
   You won't be       dating a teacher 
C#m7                       F#7                          
      You'd rather shag a       manic street preacher 

 

[Refrão]
Em /      Bm /      G                                     
      By       all     means  
           Cmaj7 /                                   
Necessary          you  
               B7sus4     B                             
Will get your         way  
Am      Am7/G       D7/F#                                      
    It         all        seems so easy 
     G /                                         
But      so are you 
        B7                       Em7                 
That's      what I've heard them      say 


Inter: 
             A7                                 
 (Sex with a      stranger) 
                       Em7                        
You've been laid in a      manger 
                           A7                    
 (And you think he's your     saviour) 
                   Dm7                            
Will he leave his      pager 
                    G7                           
 (You could be his     daughter) 
                Dm7                               
Look what he's      bought ya 
                       B7                        
 (But the money won't     change ya) 
                    Em7                           
Of that there's no      danger 

                           A7                    
 (Now your life's gettin'     darker) 
                       Em7                        
It's you that they're      after 
                     A7                          
 (Fifteen minutes a      martyr) 
                  Dm7                             
Blame it on your      father 
                     G7                          
 (That dress nearly     fits ya) 
                      Dm7                         
Girl what's posses -      sed you 
                                B7               
 (Can we please take your pi -     cture) 
                        Em          Bm       G        
You know they'll for -     get ya –      ee –     ooo 
             Cmaj7              B7sus4      B                 
Oohoo oo oo         oooh yea -          ah  


Am     Am7/G         D7                                     
   It           all      seems so easy 
     G /                                         
But      so are you 
        B7                        Em                 
That's      what I've heard them     say 

A7 –  
Cmaj7 –  
B7sus4 –  
B  


Outro: 
Em        A7                                        
   By all      means  
           Cmaj7                                    
Necessary         you  
               B                                
Will get your     way  
Em        A7                                        
   By all      means  
           Cmaj7                                    
Necessary         you  
               B                                
Will get your     way  
Em        A7                                        
   By all      means  
           Cmaj7                                    
Necessary         you  
               B                                
Will get your     way  

Em                                              
   You don't get your way 
           A7                                    
By giving     it away 
Cmaj7                                              
      You don't get your way  

(start fading) 

           B                                    
By giving     it away 

Em                                              
   You don't get your way 
           A7                                    
By giving     it away 
Cmaj7                                              
      You don't get your way 
           B                                    
By giving     it away