Acoustic version 

Intro: 8x 
Em G D A D A D A 

Verse 
Em              G               D               A       Em      G       D       A 
A war's being waged and the world's just a stage,                       in this city 
The real estate's prime, the number plates rhyme,                       liquidity 
Wear a gun and be proud, but bare breasts aren't allowed                in this city 
Dream up a scam and then rake in the clams,                             liquidity 



[Refrão]
Em                              C                
It's neither here nor there, it's neither here nor there 
A 
North and south and east and west 
Em                              C 
It has to be somewhere, it oughta be somewhere 
A 
North and south and east and west 
Em                      C 
I take my payment, I catch my flight 
A                        
And don't wait up for me tonight 
Em                              C 
And you may find me there, and you might find me there 
A 
North and south and east and west 

Verse: 
Have a quick throw or host your own show in, this city 
To a wolf from a lamb for just half a gram, liquidity 
The face of today just a scalpel away 
Restore your lost soul for two dollars plus toll, liquidity 

Interlude 
G F (7x) 
G F D 

Verse: 
Backs are patted when calves are fatted in this city 
The emperor's clothes are the best for the paroles, liquidity 
The guys with brains are all bitter and vain, stupidity 
The guys with the luck got the bimbos and bucks, liquidity 

Chorus: 
It's neither here nor there, it's neither here nor there 
North and south and east and west 
It has to be somewhere, it oughta be somewhere 
North and south and east and west 
I take my payment, I catch my flight 
Don't wait up for me tonight 
And you might find me there, and you might find me there 
North and south and east and west 

Outro (continue playing Chorus chords) 
North 
South 
East 
West