Intro
 
 I don't know dude...
 I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
 And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
 And they need to take it up with me after the show...
 Because...
 
 Chorus
 
 These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
 
 Verse 1 - Eminem
 
 So I get off stage right and drop the mic
 Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
 "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.
 I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
 They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
 "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
 "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
 "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
 And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
 Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
 All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
 Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
 So like every single night they pick a fight with me
 But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
 Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
 Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
 Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
 Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
 This rock star shit, it's the life for me
 And all the other guys just despise me because
 
 Chorus
 
 These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
 My band x6
 Roxanne
 My band x2
 
 Verse 2 - Swift
 
 You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
 Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
 Smash these vocals and do a performance
 But we in the van and he in a tour bus
 You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
 And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
 What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
 Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
 See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
 All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
 So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
 Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
 
 Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist
 
 Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
 Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
 Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
 (Em: No I had an interview not you two)
 You gonna be late for soundcheck
 Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
 But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
 You know what man I'ma say somethin
 Hey yo Em
 (Em: You got somethin to say?!)
 Man no
 I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
 Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
 And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
 When I was bout to talk right after you
 I swear, I swear man
 
 Chorus
 
 These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
 
 Verse 4 - Proof
 
 They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
 Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
 I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
 I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
 Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
 Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
 We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
 So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
 And these guys they can find every area code
 (Em: Proof carry my bag)
 Bitch carry your own
 Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
 (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
 
 Verse 5 - Bizarre
 
 Goddammit I'm sick of this group
 Time for me to go solo and make some loot
 I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
 Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
 Lose Yourself video I was in the back
 Superman video I was in the back
 Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
 Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
 Like who's D12, how we get started
 (What about Eminem?)
 Bitch are you retarded?
 Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
 Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
 50 told me to do situps to get buff
 I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
 Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
 I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
 
 Eminem
 
 Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
 and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
 
 Chorus - Bizarre
 
 These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
 Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
 My Band Repeated 9x
 
 Outro
 
 The hottest boy band in the world...
 D12!
 
 Eminem as a salsa singer
 
 I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
 And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
 Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
 My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
 My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
 Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
 And take off their underpants
 My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
 And take off their underpants, my salsa
 (Where'd everybody go?)