My funny valentine
 Sweet comic valentine
 You make me smile with my heart
 Your looks are laughable
 Unphotographable
 Yet youre my favourite work of art
 
 Is your figure less than greek
 Is your mouth a little weak
 When you open it to speak
 Are you smart?
 
 But dont change a hair for me
 Not if you care for me
 Stay little valentine stay
 Each day is valentines day
 
 Is your figure less than greek
 Is your mouth a little weak
 When you open it to speak
 Are you smart?
 
 But dont you change your hair for me
 Not if you care for me
 Stay little valentine stay
 Each day is valentines day