it's friday night, I've got a date
 with this vegan girl Katee
 you know I really like her style
 smile, style
 oh, I love you, Kate
 but you've gone too far
 you won't even sit in my brand new car
 it's got reclining bucket seats
 and a cd player, so what's your fucking beef?
 is it my cozy leather seats?
 is it the covers made from sheep?
 ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk
 what kind of guy do you think I am?
 you only take off your shoes when you're in Japan
 I bought this outfit just for you
 so what if they're suede?
 and now my jacket too
 so what am I supposed to do?
 I'll freeze to death and catch the flu
 ok, I'll do it just for you
 we made it out and we had an ok time
 I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
 she said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull through
 next time we go out please just wear some different shoes
 I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then
 she said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin
 so what's your problem?
 last friday night, you know I had a date
 it was with this vegan girl
 I think her name was Kate
 if you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score
 just eat some bark and acorns
 and she will like you more than me!