Capo 6 


Intro: 
Am | Am | Em | Em 
Bm  | Am | Em | Em 


                      Am 
Crazy way to get your kicks, 
                           Em  
shoot the silicone in your lips.  
                       Am  
If you're figure makes you sad, 
                            Em  
they suck the fat right of your back.  

                         Am 
Make up ur mind about ur tits girls, 
                                   Em 
they can puff em up so no bra will fit girls.  
                              Bm 
There's only one thing they can't fix. 
                   Am  
No I wont let u be mislead. 
                         Em  
And that's the hole in your head  

(Can't do nothing about that. ) 


               Am 
Hail hail modern world. 
                    Em  
Hail to all u boys and girls. 
                     Bm  
Hail hail the colour green.  
                    Am 
Hail hail to what I've seen. 
                           Em  
Hail hail hail this modern world.  

                          Am 
You tell her that's shes beautiful,  
                   Em 
and put her on a pedestal.  
                          Am 
But as you cook a trip or lax,  
                  Em 
imagination kicks in.  
                         Am 
The more you think about sex boys,  
                                Em 
with someone else the better it gets boys.  
                           Bm 
You have a purpose in your life,  
                        Am   
Besides cheating on the wife.  
                        Em  
For fuck sake show some sense. oh 


                 Am 
Hail hail modern world.  
                       Em 
Hail to all u boys and girls.  
                     Bm 
Hail hail the colour green.  
                      Am 
Hail hail to what I've seen.  
                           Em 
hail hail hail this modern world.  


               Am          
yeah yeah yeah yeahh 
               Em    
yeah yeah yeah yeahh 
               Bm  
yeah yeah yeah yeahh 
      Am         Em    
yeah yeah yeah yeahh 

                             Am 
Well these days adoption is a hot thing,  
                               Em 
you can get a child for nearly nothing.  
                        Am    
You take them home to a nanny,  
                                 Em  
buy off your guilt with toys and candy.  
                          Am   
But all the money that u work for girls,  
                          Em 
can't compare it to love boys. 
                                  Bm  
There's only one thing they can't fix,  
                       Am 
no I wont let u be mislead  
                            Em  
and that's the hole in your head. 

Can't do nothing about that. 


                 Am 
Hail hail modern world.  
                       Em 
Hail to all u boys and girls.  
                     Bm 
Hail hail the colour blue.  
                 Am 
Hail hail to me and you.  
                           Em 
hail hail hail this modern world.  

               Am          
yeah yeah yeah yeahh 
               Em    
yeah yeah yeah yeahh 
               Bm  
yeah yeah yeah yeahh 
      Am         Em    
yeah yeah yeah yeahh