Capo 1 

Intro: 

F   Bb   C    F   
        

[Refrão]
 
            F                 Bb 
You ain’t Dolly and you ain’t Porter 
                    F                                   C     C7 
She’s a little bit fuller yeah well you’re a whole lot shorter 
                 F                                  Bb 
Let’s dance all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters 
              F     C                 F 
Cos you ain’t Dolly no and you ain’t Porter 

    F                                    Bb 
I noticed you right off the bat in them cowboy boots 
     C                                  F 
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit 
              F                            Bb 
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night 
        C                               C7 
Well if I get drunk enough to sing hell I just might 
         F                                Bb 
Hey now don't you worry cowboy cause I'll get you through 
       C                                   F 
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do 


[Refrão]
 
            F                 Bb 
You ain’t Dolly and you ain’t Porter 
                    F                                   C     C7 
She’s a little bit fuller yeah well you’re a whole lot shorter 
                 F                                  Bb 
Let’s dance all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters 
              F     C                 F 
Cos you ain’t Dolly no and you ain’t Porter 

Solo: 
Bb F G C7    F  Bb  C  F 

         F                                     C7 
You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday 
         C                                    F 
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey 
               F                                    Bb 
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way 
      C                               C7 
Well baby that sounds tempting but I just can't stay 
   F                                      Bb 
Oh we won first prize cowboy let's just split the dough 

      C                                F 
Honey I will always love you but we'll never know 


[Refrão]

                 F                      Bb 
Cause you ain't Dolly babe you ain't no Porter 
                    F                              C     C7 
She's a little bit fuller and you're a damn sight shorter 
               F                                    Bb 
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters 
                  F  C               F      Bb 
Cause you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter no 
              F     C             F       
No you ain't Dolly no you ain't Porter