Intro: G..Gb Db 

#1. 
Gb 
Ho, jump down, spin around, let's have a party. 
                 Db        Gb 
Look who's back, stay away Joe. 
Gb 
Chock taw, chick a shaw, gonna drink a-hearty. 
              Db        Gb 
Welcome back, stay away Joe. 

Chorus: 
Gb 
Stay away Joe, they call me..stay away Joe,  

oh, yeah! 
    B           Dbm          Gb 
But if you need me, call me..hoop and a holler  
                   G 
and I'll be there..ho! 


INTERLUDE: G 

#2. 
G 
Who keeps turnin' up like a bad penny..take one  
       D         G 
guess, stay away Joe. 
G 
Always findin' trouble a-plenty..oh, my, yes, I  
D          G 
reckon you know. 

Chorus: 
G 
Stay away Joe, they call me..stay away Joe,  

oh, yeah! 
    C           Em7          G 
But if you need me, call me..hoop and a holler  
                   Ab 
and I'll be there..ho! 


INTERLUDE: Ab 

#3. 
Ab 
When two lips are right for the pickin', who crops  
     Eb        Ab 
up?..stay away Joe. 
Ab 
I love them and leave them screamin''n kickin'. 
                      Eb          Ab 
Giddy-up look at him, look at him go! 

OUTRO: 
Db        Ab                Db        Ab 
Stay away Joe they call me..stay away Joe, oh, yeah! 
Ab 
But if you need me, call me, hoop and a holler and  
Eb      Ab 
I'll be there..Hey! 



A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.