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Another bride Another June 
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Another sunny honeymoon 
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Another season, another reason 
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For makin' whoopee 

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A lot of shoes, a lot of rice 
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The groom is nervous he answers twice 
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It's really killin' that he's so willin' 
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To make whoopee 

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Picture a little love nest 
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Down where the roses cling 
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Picture the same sweet love nest  
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Think what a year can bring 


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He's washing dishes and baby clothes 
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He's so ambitious he even sews 
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But don't forget folks that's what you get folks 
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For makin' whoopee 

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Another year or maybe less 
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What's this I hear? Well can't you guess? 
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She fells neglected and he's suspected 
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Of makin' whoopee 

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She sits alone most every night 
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He doesn't phone her he doesn't write 
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He says he's busy but she say's "is he?" 
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He's makin' whoopee 

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He doesn't make much money 
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Only five thousand per 
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Some judge who thinks he's funny 
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Says you'll pay six to her 

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He says now judge suppose I fail 
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The judge says budge right into jail 
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You better keep her I think it's cheaper 
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Than makin' whoopee