Intro: C 
  
C 
I might forget to wash my cup 
                         G7 
I might forget to put my wet clothes up 
  
  
    Dm       G7       E7     Am 
the flat a mess and so are we 
    F       G7        G7             C 
but you and me are as good as we can be 
  
  
C 
I might have eaten all your cheese 
                        G7 
that okay but can you buy more please 
    Dm       G7       E7     Am 
the flat a mess and so are we 
    F       G7        G7             C 
but you and me are as good as we can be 
  
  
C 
I might have accidentally stretched your top 
                        G7 
I might have - wait is that the one i just bought? 
  
  
    Dm       G7       E7     Am 
the flat a mess and so are we 
    F       G7        G7             C 
but you and me are as good as we can be 
  
  
C 
I borrowed your toothbrush the other day 
                        G7 
wait what that disgusting- why would you- you know how i am with my mouth and- 
  
    Dm       G7       E7     Am 
the flat a mess and so are we 
    F       G7        G7             C 
but you and me are as good as we can be 
  
  
C 
I put a cactus in your bed 
           G7 
-evan stands up and leaves- 
  
  
    Dm       G7       E7     Am 
the flat a mess and so are we 
    F       G7        G7             C 
but you and me are as good as we can be 
  
  
C  G7 Dm  G7  E7  Am  F  G7  C 
-whistle Interlude- 

C 
I might forget to wipe my feet 
                                            (stop strumming in shock)  
I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonaise and unpaired all your socks and 
drew on your toys and vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress. you 
don't want to know how. 
  
  
  
    Dm       G7       E7     Am 
the flat a mess and so are we 
    F       G7        G7             C  
but you and me are as good as we can be