C              G              Am   G 
I'm sad because my goat just died today 
    C      G                     F    G 
I'm sad my goat just fell in the hay, hey 
          C       G              Am     G           Em 
We're all sad the goat just died today, well, well, well 
      F             G 
We're sad enough to cry, cry-ay-ay-ay 
C                        G 
Sad the goat just died tonight 
      Am                              G 
We're sad, his funeral will be out of sight 
         E    F        E         F 
We're so sad, but in a way we're happy 
          Dm 
He didn't suffer too much 
        G       A 
He only got the cramps once 
C                          G 
Sad, oh, the piece of poop wouldn't come out of his belly 
Am                  F   G 
Sad, we had to call Doc Nelly 
      Csus2 
We're sad