Intro:  
D   G7  (4x) 
D  F#m G A (4x) 

verse 1 
D          F#m             G    A 
 I was the best friend you ever had 
D             F#m          G     A 
 But that was over half an hour ago 
D              F#m        G     A 
 You went from Magaluf to Stalingrad 
D     F#m           Gm        A7 
 An altogether more different snow. 
   G                   A 
Oh I don't know how it all pans out 
      D                 G 
But I know this much is true 
                   D 
What made Colombia famous 
A7                       D    F#m G A  D F#m G A 
 Has made a prick out of you. 

verse 2 
D     F#m G       A 
 Your overbearing highs 
D  F#m      G   A 
 Affect the atmosphere 
D     F#m      G         A 
 Shit dad does not quite rise 
D   F#m   Gm     A7 
 To the occasion here. 
        G                  A 
Well, a one-eyed clergyman up for the day 
         D                G 
Wouldn't have to think it through, 
                   D 
What made Colombia famous 
A7                       D 
 Has made a prick out of you. 
D7        G             D 
Yes, what made Colombia famous 
A7                       D    F#m G A  D F#m G A 
 Has made a prick out of you. 

Instrumental 
G A D G 
G D A7 D 
G D A7 
D   G7 (X4) 

verse 3 
A7               D 
 What price your bluster? 
A7               D 
 What price your smarm? 
          A7                    D 
I've seen body parts lying in biology labs 
    Bb A7       D 
With   far more charm. 
    G                A               D              G 
Oh, big trust in for king of the hill cock-a-doodle-do, 
                   D 
What made Colombia famous 
A7                       D 
 Has made a prick out of you. 
D7       G             D 
Yes What made Colombia famous 
A7                       D 
 Has made a prick out of you. 
  D7        G             D 
I said what made Colombia famous 
A7                       D    F#m  G A7 D 
 Has made a prick out of you.