Intro 
D - D - A7 - D 

     D 
I'll Take You To The Picture Show And Babe I'll Hold Your Hand 
                                                         D7 
I'll Set Up In Your Parlour -- Let You Cool Me With Your Fan 
     G                           D 
I'll Listen To Your Troubles And Pet You When You Cry 

But Get That Marryon' Outa Your Head 
          A7              D 
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die 

Inst. Break: 
D - D - D - D - D - D - D - D7 
G - G - D - D - D - D - A7 - D - D 

  D 
I Don't Mind Honky Tonkin' 'Round If That Will Bring You Fun 
                                                    D7 
But Somehow I Can't Understand How One And One Make One 
  G 
I Like To Cuddle Near And Listen To You Lie 

But Get That Marryin' Outa Your Head 
          A7              D 
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die 

Inst. Break: 
D - D - D - D - D - D - D - D7 
G - G - D - D - D - D - A7 - D - D 

    D 
Now If You Want A Helpmate You're Just Wastin' Lots Of Time 

'Cause I'm Afraid Of Church Bells 
                            D7 
How They Scare Me When They Chime 
     G                              D 
I've Seen Those Married People Just Up And Say Goodbye 

So Get That Marryin' Outa Your Head 
          A7              D 
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die 

Inst. Break: 
D - D - D - D - D - D - D - D7 
G - G - D - D - D - D - A7 - D - D 

     D 
This Freedom's Mighty Precious In This Land Of Liberty 
                                                   D7 
I've Seen What Matrimony's Done To Better Men Than Me 
        G                             D 
I Don't Mind Keepin' Comp'ny With The Apple Of My Eye 

But Keep That Marryin' Outa Your Head 
          A7              D    (D - A7 - D - Stop) 
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die