E Asus4  
A friend in need’s a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better  
A friend with breasts and all the rest, a friend who’s dressed in leather  
A friend in need’s a friend indeed, a friend who’ll tease is better   
Our thoughts compressed which makes us blessed and makes for stormy weather  
A friend in need’s a friend indeed, my Japanese is better  
And when she’s pressed she will undress and then she’s boxing clever  
A friend in need’s a friend indeed, a friend who bleeds is better  
My friend confessed she passed the test and we will never sever  
Days dawning, skins crawling, pure morning