Intro: D A G A (4X) 

verse 1 
             D  A G A                 D   A G A 
See I like a boy    cute and nice and tall 
                D              A G 
But there's one problem (Guess what?) 
   A                       D A G A 
He couldn't spell right at all 
                          D          A G 
And I know that's not the end all be-all 
       A            D    A G 
But it really kinda blows 
A                     D           A     G 
Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!) 
    A             D  A G A 
And sometimes, it shows 

Pre-Chorus 
         Bm             G 
My momma told me it's unwise 
          D          A 
To like a boy who is just nice 
             Bm          G 
Who couldn't put apostrophe s's 
   D       A 
On his possessives 
G                                   A 
And don't look at me when I look at you 
             G 
Whenever you say "stuffs"? (Stuffs!) 
                A 
Cause that's my cue (RETCH!) 


[Refrão]

          D   A G A 
I'm not a nazi 
                  D           A G A 
I just care about good grammar 
         D      A G 
Hey paparazzi (okay) 
        A                 D     A 
I just said that ?cause it rhymed 
              G                     A 
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me  

D A G A 

verse 2 
           D               A G    A                   D   A G A 
You type "lose" with one o    if you're losing your mind 
        D          A     G 
And two Os for describing 
      A                D   A G A 
Bowel movements of any kind 
         D             A 
You see "your"? and "you're" 
        G        A                   D A G A 
They're two, two different things, baby 
     D            A 
It's YOUR problem YOU'RE confused 
      G                         A              D A G A 
But I'mma help you out with the words you use, yeah 

Pre-Chorus 
         Bm             G 
My momma told me it's unwise 
          D          A 
To like a boy who is just nice 
             Bm          G 
Who couldn't put apostrophe s's 
   D       A 
On his possessives 
G                                   A 
And don't look at me when I look at you 
             G 
Whenever you say "stuffs"? (Stuffs!) 
                A 
Cause that's my cue (RETCH!) 


[Refrão]

          D   A G A 
I'm not a nazi 
                  D           A G A 
I just care about good grammar 
         D      A G 
Hey paparazzi (okay) 
        A                 D     A 
I just said that ?cause it rhymed 
              G                     A 
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me 

D A G A 

Bridge 
    D                          A 
I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement 
      G                       A 
If we keep this up, it's gonna be a commitment 
    D                       A  
You never say "Dogs barks"?  you just say "bark" 
G                                 A 
Pay a bit of attention we're gonna take it to the park 
D                       A 
Double negatives and all its relatives 
G                     A 
Don't sound no good if it ain't in a rap song 
D  
I'm gonna break it down to you 
A                              G 
I hate it when you say 'furnitures'? 

               A 
When you mean 'pieces of furniture'? 

D                 A 
Let the plural be pluralized 
    G                                A 
The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised 
     D             A                   G 
It's TO to direct, TOO for 'too much'?, TWO is a number 
              A 
Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge 

        D 
THERE'S two baby cubs 
    A 
And THEIR momma lion 
         G                A 
And THEY'RE together it's as clear as day 
    D                  A                          G 
If you're debating 'if I was'? versus 'If I were'?, I say 
Who would you believe more? 
A 
Bieber or Beyonce 


[Refrão]

          D   A G A 
I'm not a nazi 
                  D           A G A 
I just care about good grammar 
         D      A G 
Hey paparazzi (okay) 
        A                 D     A 
I just said that ?cause it rhymed 
              G                     A 
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me 

          D   A G A 
I'm not a nazi 
                  D           A G A 
I just care about good grammar 
         D      A G 
Hey paparazzi (okay) 
        A                 D     A 
I just said that ?cause it rhymed 
              G                     A 
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me