Capo at 2nd 



Intro 2x: Em, B7, Em, B7 
          C, Am, C, Am 
        

Em        B7 
Hello, hello? 
Em            B7           C           Am 
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front 
C          Am              Em       B7 
Of the Cathedral you have won, dear sir 
Em        B7           C    Am   C 
May I congratulate you first? 
             Am 
Oh, what an honour 



 G      F            Em 
Human, human of the year! 
 D 
You won!... 
 G      F            Em 
Human, human of the year! 
 D 
You won!... 



Why are you so scared? 
You stand there shaking in your pew 
The icons are whispering to you 
They're just old men  
Like on the benches in the park 
Except their balding spots are glistening with gold 



Human, human of the year! 
You won!... 
Human, human of the year! 
You won!... 



 Em       B7       Em        B7 
Aah, aAh, aaAAah, ah Aaeeah, aaAh.. 
 D 
aaaaAAAAaaaaahhh... 
          G 
You have won... 



G  Gsus4  G Gsus4  G 
Hallelujah... 
G  Gsus4  G Gsus4  G 
Hallelujah... 
G  Gsus4  G Gsus4    C 
Halleluuuuujah... 
  Adim7    G 
Halle... lujaaah... 



Em   D       C         G      Em    D         C       G  
Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour 
Em    D          C       G       Em     D        C         G  
And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers 
Em   D           C           G      Em      D      C       G  
And thus the Cathedral had spoken, wishing well to all us sinners 
Em   D       C         G      Em        D          C     G  
And with a sigh, grew silent 'Til next years' big human winner 
Em   D       C         G      Em    D         C       G  
Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour 
Em    D          C       G       Am    Em/D      C        F#m/E 
And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers 
D       Eb       E 
All mankind are now your brothers 



Hallelujah 
Hallelujah... 
HalleluuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuujah 
Halleeeee lujaaahh... 



Em   B7 
Hello, hello? 
Em        B7           C              Am 
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front 
C          Am          Em 
Of the Cathedral, you have won...