C 
A rock hit my forehead 

And it opened my skull and 
G        Em 
I was so embarrassed 
G                 Em 
That the receipts all rolled 
         C 
Straight out of my face 

All scribbled with ink 
      G        Em 
Every single thing  
          G            Em 
I've ever thought to think 

( C  G  Em ) 

        C 
And the pages about you  

Were a nice shade of blue 
  G 
I picked them up quickly 
        Em 
Cause i knew they'd tell you 
           C 
There were too many blue ones 

Compared to the rest 
         G 
I'm just thankful that rock 
       Em 
Didn't hit my chest 
         G 
I'm just thankful that rock 
       Em 
Didn't open my chest 
                                   C  G  Em   
Cause that would have been a mess 
                                C  G  Em  Em  
That would have been a mess 

          C 
A pool of blue 
          G 
A pool of blue 
      Em 
Paper-mache blue 
      Fm 
Paper-mache you 
          C 
A pool of blue 
          G 
A pool of blue 
      Em 
Paper-mache blue 
      F 
Paper-mache you