Intro D 

verse 1 
            D 
Your joy is killing me 
               G 
I don't have anything 
  Bm                                       A 
Remember when we used to wear each other's clothes? 
                D 
Yeah, I've been struggling 
           G 
But I know lots of things 
              Bm                                   A 
And I got an idea that's gonna turn on the money hose 


[Refrão]
G                            A 
Choking on a joke, tryin' to keep it light 
        D                   Bm 
I could never quite get the timing right 
    G                             A 
But you, you'll never know how it feels 
       G  A  Bm  D  G 
I got ideas 
     A          D 
M-hm-mm, no one knows 

verse 2 
               D 
We watched you on TV 
         G 
At the Recovery 
    Bm                                         A 
The sound was good but you're always lookin' down 
                D 
Don't take this personally 
            G 
But man, if that was me 
              Bm                                          A 
I'd make more eye contact with the camera, kinda work the crowd 


[Refrão]
    G                                   A 
You probably think I'd call to say that you were right 
        D                   Bm 
But I'm blackout drunk in a cotton field on a Friday night 
G                                          A 
And I got nothing to do but tell you how I feel 
       G  A  Bm  D  G 
I got ideas 
      A              D 
Oo-oo-oo, so watch out 

verse 3 
    D 
You always think I'm bluffin' 
              G 
Like I'm some kind of Mississippi nuthin' 
          Bm                                            A 
But I was first-string quarterback, drove you everywhere 
                  D 
Or that time when Ronnie hit you so hard 
             G 
You tried to drive and wrecked your car 
             Bm                                  A 
And I had to help you wash the blood out of your hair 


[Refrão]
            G        A 
'Cause I've always been 
       D     Bm 
Like a go-to friend 
                 G 
Well, maybe it's true 
                 A                      D  Bm 
Maybe I'm just a blue-collar version of you 
    G       A     D 
O-o-oh, o-o-oh, o-oh 
    Bm      G     A 
O-o-oh, o-o-oh, o-oh 

Outro 
            D 
You're on a winning streak 
               G 
But I got laid off last week 
              Bm                           A 
But I got a plan that's gonna turn it all around 
      G  A  Bm  D  G 
I got ideas 
       A 
I got ideas 
       D 
No one knows