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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife 
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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife 
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For the first time in your life 

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Wear your blouse undone to hear 
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And your skirt split up to here  

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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife 
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For the first time in your life 
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oh Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife 

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Wink at the minister 
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Blow kisses to my grieving brothers  
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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife 

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And when it comes your turn to speak  
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before the crowd 
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Tell them about the time we did it 
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On the beach with fireworks above us 
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On the railroad tracks with the gravel in your back 
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In the back room of a crowded bar 
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And in the graveyard where my body now rests  

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oh Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife 
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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife 
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For the first time in your life          
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Also tell them about how I gave to charity 
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And tried to love my fellow man as best I could 
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But most of all don't forget about the time on the beach 
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With fireworks above us  
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Oh, Oh, Oooooh ...