Intro: D 

verse 1: 

D 
Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop 
D 
Back under the counter was the cream of the crop 
G 
Everything was clickin? and the business was good 
     D 
Till one day, lo behold, an officer stood 
A                                G 
Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell 
D                                     G 
Tulane made it over Johnny just as he yelled 

Chorus: 

   D 
Go head on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you 
D 
Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you 
G 
Go Tulane, use all the speed you got 
D 
Go Tulane, you know you need a lot 
A               G         
Go Tulane, he?s laggin? behind 
            D       G 
Go head on, Tulane, go head on 

verse 2: 

D 
Go by your father?s house and tell him business is slow 
D 
And see if he will loan you something, soon you?ll get the dough 
G 
Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room 
   D 
Go by Doctor Keller an' tell him you swallowed some perfume 
A                                      G 
Tell him we need him quick ?cause he may have to testify 
D                                                G 
That you been sick all day, and that?s a perfect alibi 

Chorus: 

   D 
Go head on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you 
D 
Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you 
G 
Go Tulane, use all the speed you got 
D 
Go Tulane, you know you need a lot 
A               G         
Go Tulane, he?s laggin? behind 
            D       G 
Go head on, Tulane, go head on 

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verse 3: 

D 
Go, let Daddy drive, in case you run into the man, 
D 
Back by the shop and get the stuff and hide it in the van 
G 
Go back by your father?s, get the money for the bail 
D 
And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail 
A                            G 
We gotta get a lawyer in the clique of politics 
D                                          G 
Somebody who can win the thing or get this thing fixed 

Chorus: 

   D 
Go head on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you 
D 
Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you 
G 
Go Tulane, use all the speed you got 
D 
Go Tulane, you know you need a lot 
A               G         
Go Tulane, he?s laggin? behind 
   D               G 
Go head on, Tulane, go head on 

OUTRO: 

   D 
Go head on, Tulane 
D 
Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you 
G 
Go Tulane, whoo 
D 
Go Tulane, whoo 
A               G         
Go Tulane, he?s laggin? behind 
   D               G 
Go head on, Tulane, go head on 
D    D    D    D  
          whoo 
G    G  
Tulane,  yeah 
D     D  
Tulane 
A     G    D    G 
Fade