Capo 3 

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There are too many sad songs in the world 
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So fuck you I ain't writing another one 
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Though there's plenty to talk about this time of year 
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Well if we all just believe in something they say we'll never have to fear 
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When the morning comes and she's no longer here. 

There are so many pretty girls in the world, 
but fuck you I won't marry another one 
Though there's plenty who will break you just the same 


If i could only marry mother and have sex with a lot of strangers 
It'd be chicken soup and mornings without shame. 


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O lord you can strike me down 
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I'm just trying to sing the truth 
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O you may not like the sound 
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Thank you for Death metal and Disco 
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But I'd trade 'em for the things I don't wanna know 

There are too many bloody wars in the world 
So fuck you I ain't starting another one 
Though there's plenty of reasons for a first strike 
You know I'm not a real spiteful guy 
But only fools say they don't mind 
When another man's holding hands with his wife 


O lord you can strike me down 
I'm just trying to sing the truth 
O you may not like the sound 
Thank you for Henry Miller and ThorouX 
But I'd trade 'em for the things I don't wanna know 


There are too many hungry kids in the world  
So fuck you I ain't making another one 
Though I'd like to see your face inside a child 
They say you don't know what you've got  
Until what you've got is gone 
So I'll hold onto your picture for awhile 


O lord you can strike me down 
I'm just trying to sing the truth 
O you may not like the sound 
Thank you for Len Dykstra and Shoeless Joe 
But I'd trade 'em for the things I don't wanna know