Intro 
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[Verso 1]

          C 
theres a fat man, his face is grim 
        F 
he's talking to himself but looking at him 
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as they rumble to a stop, for a smoke a leak at a stretch 
          C 
She had thirty-four dollars to her name 
       F 
She wasn't very pretty and she wasn't very plain 
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with her face pressed against the tinted window pane 
           C 
and a man next to her was playing air guitar 
     F 
to boston's greatest hits and a mix of the cars 
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and a couple in the isle licking eachothers collar bones 
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a woman screams at her kids and starts to cuss 
         G                     F 
I just need to get off of this bus 

Break 
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[Verso 2]

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He stares at the girl in the window pane 
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says "please tell me the first letter of your name" 
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she lies and says "oh but whats all the fuss? 
        G                       F 
I just need to get off of this bus" 

Break 
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[Verso 3]
          C                                          F 
Well he taught her to smile, and she taught him to smoke 
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and together they realized life's just a long boring joke 
         C                                     F 
So she smiles with her crooked grin, and and winks 
                            C 
with her crooked eye, and grinds her crooked teeth, 
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and lets out a crooked sigh as she looks at the couple in the back 
          A                             G 
lets her hair down, throws a Dramamine back 
                                        F                      C 
she says "lets lick eachother's collar bones, and never look back" 


Outro 
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