Intro:
 
C   G   Am   F  G7 
C 

Verse 1:
 
      C                               G 
I'm sorry I'm not that girl from transformers 
     Am                          F 
I'm sorry that I cannot fix your car 
      C                            G 
I'm sorry that I'm not that into horror 
     Am                            F 
I'm sorry that I can't throw very far 


Pre-Chorus:
 
C                                G 
and yes I've seen that movie 13 times 
                              Am 
and yes that kid show makes me cry 
                         F                 G7 
and if we ended up with matching socks and shoes 
               C 
that would be fine 
                             G 
and yes I do sing one hit wonders in the hallways 
              Am                           F 
don't you understand that when they paint the doors gray 
       G7 
80's hits bring back the color 



[Refrão]
 
C                           G                                   Am 
and I could change but I'm too tired and I'm just not feeling inspired 
          F      G7 
and I'm sorry 
C                         G 
so have that girl from English class she's good at sports 
                 Am 
she'll make you laugh 
                    F                 G7                   C 
but wait before you say good bye would you let me apologize 



Verse 2:
 
      C                               G 
I'm sorry that my voice is sometimes high pitched 
     Am                            F 
I'm sorry for those really awkward lines 
     C                                 G 
I'm sorry that sometimes I just stop talking 
    Am                                  F 
and act things out like I'm some sort of mime 


Pre-Chorus:
 
C 
and yes I think that ghosts exist 
      G 
and haunted houses make me wish 
       Am                            F 
that I was somewhere else like in the 50's 
         G7 
and that you were with me 
C 
and yes I am a little lazy 
     G 
and JK Rowling does amaze me 
     Am 
I'd read those books 'til I went crazy 
     F            G7 
and you can laugh but it won't phase me 



[Refrão]

C                           G 
and I could change but I'm too tired 
                            Am 
and I'm just not feeling inspired 
          F      G7 
and I'm sorry 
C                        G 
so have that girl from science class 
                          Am 
she's really smart she's good at math 
                    F           G7                       C 
but wait before you say goodbye would you let me apologize 


Outro:
 
C 
you did things the way you should 
     F         G7       C      F      G7 
you deserve a girl from Hollywood 
    C                             F         G7                    C  F  G7 
and I don't think you understand that I am kind of stuck the way I am 
    F         G7        C 
and I won't change for you 
   F         G7        C 
no I won't change for you 
    F         G7        C 
and I won't change for you 
    F       G7         C 
no I won't change for you