E 
Well my Old John deer finally broke down 
B 
Used it everyday drove it into the ground 
F#m 
so i went to get a new one way uptown 
Am 
but I was out of luck cause they were all out 
E 
so i found a used tractor on craigs list 
B 
there was no picture but i couldnt resist  
F#m                                            Am              
seemed like a good deal but now i regret it if you wanna know why go take a look at it 



E 
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor 
B 
go take a peek its out in the pasture  
C#m                                       A2 
People make fun but it dont matter drives real loud so you cant hear the laughter 
E 
makes a sweet sound when you turn on a corner 
B 
flowery canopy when it gets warmer 
C#m 
when i think about i just get madder 
A2 
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor 

E 
just when I thought it couldn't get no worse 
B 
my daddy came by Sunday after church 
F#m 
he said son don't you listen to them big mouthed jerks 
Am 
and if people make fun hit 'em with your purse 


E 
take em on a ride on your pretty pink tractor 
B 
Gonna take a picture, wanna show my pastor 
C#m 
sure all the family will want to take a gander 
A2 
so I'm gonna show em your pretty pink tractor 
A2 
tella tubby cover on the seat 
A2 
it's like a redneck sesame street 

whoa yeah! 

E 
Plays real soft when you turn on the corner 
B 
barbie would drive it if she was a farmer 
C#m 
when i think about it I just get madder 
A2                                                    E 
i got stuck with a pretty pink tractor        
E                B 
think I'll go to town 
    C#m                                         A2 
and trade it in for green or brown 
A2 
who want's my pretty pink tractor?