Verse 1: 
              G                          Cadd9                    
He said I was up around three-forty with a lot of food before me  
      Em               D               Cadd9 
and a moment came that knocked me in the eye  
        G                     Cadd9 
I spent most of the next day eatin' at a buffet 
Em                D           Cadd9     
talking ?bout the toppins I could have on my sweet pie 
E5                             E5/Eb 
I asked him when it sank in if he might really hafta get thin 
         E5/D                               C5 
How?s it hit ?cha when you get that kind of news, man what?cha do? 
 
Chorus: 
      G 
I went bike ridin' 
       Cadd9     
I went aerobic exercizin' 
       Em              D            Cadd9                
I went one last time for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que 
      G                  B7                  Em   D                   Cadd9 
I could breath deeper and I could shop cheaper and I faced the truth that I'd been denying  
                                        D                            G 
and he said some day I hope you get the chance to eat like you ain't dietin' 
 
Verse 2: 
              G                        Cadd9 
He said I was finally the healthnut that most the time I wasn?t 
      Em                D                    Cadd9 
And I became a friend to Jared the Subway man 
    G                     Cadd9 
And my sudden indigestion, from my midnight indiscretion 
Em                          D              Cadd9         
had me up three time that night just feelin' bad 
 
Bridge: 
E5                                      E5/Eb 
Well I finally read a Cook Book and I took a good long hard look  
            E5/D                    C5 
at what I'd do if I could see my feet again? 
 
Chorus: 
       G 
I went bike ridin' 
       Cadd9  
I went arobic exercizin' 
       Em              D            Cadd9 
I quit goin' back for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que 
      G                  B7                  Em   D                   Cadd9  
I could breath deeper, and I could bend deeper and I could put on my own shoes AND do the tyin' 
 
Bridge:  
                                                                     E5 
and he said some day I hope you get the chance to eat like you ain't dietin' 
     E5/Eb                            E5/D                              C 
Like tofu was a food and you got eternity to think about what you?d do with it 
               Cm 
What could you do with it 
             Cdim 
What should you do with it 
             C 
What would YOU do with it? 
 
(key change up whole step) 
 
Chorus: 
       A 
Biiiiiiiiiike ridin' 
       Dadd9     
I went arobic exercizin' 
       F#m             E            Dadd9                
I dreamed about goin' back for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que 
      A                  C#7                 F#m        E               Dadd9  
And I breathed deeper and I used artifical sweetner as I watched a donut while it was fryin' 
                                        E                            A 
and I said some day I hope I get the chance to eat like I ain't dietin' 
                      A        D   
eat like I ain't dietin' 
                      A        D  
eat like I ain't dietin' 
                      A        D  
eat like I ain't dietin' 
                      A        D  
eat like I ain't dietin' 
 
 
Here's a little 'pop in your country'