Verse 1: 

F 
Caught you 
              Am    C 
Sniffing my boxers 
F 
Who the fuck does that 
          Am     C 
At Red Lobster? 
F 
Creepy 
                       Am     C 
Like when Tom Cruise laughs 
F 
That's how your finger 
             Am    C 
Felt in my ass 



[Refrão]


           F                                           
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with 
    C 
A bunch of villagers carrying torches 
  F                    Dm                 Am       C 
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl 

 F  Dm  Am  C (2x) 

   
Verse 2: 

  F 
The way 
             Am       C 
Your kisses tasted 
  F   
Skeeve me the hell out 
               Am     C 
Like shitting naked 
  F 
Why would 
                Am    C 
I wanna stay friends? 
F 
Rather get raped by 
         Am    C 
Clowns again 



[Refrão]

           F                                           
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with 
    C 
A bunch of villagers carrying torches 
  F                    Dm                 Am       C 
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl 

           F                                           
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with 
    C 
A bunch of villagers carrying torches 
  F                    Dm                 Am       C 
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl 


    F            Dm 
I rub the lotion on the skin 
    Am             C 
Or else I get the hose again 
    F            Dm 
I rub the lotion on the skin 
    Am             C 
Or else I get the hose again 
    F            Dm 
I rub the lotion on the skin 
    Am             C 
Or else I get the hose again 
    F            Dm 
I rub the lotion on the skin 
    Am             C 
Or else I get the hose again 
    F            Dm 
I rub the lotion on the skin 
    Am             C 
Or else I get the hose again 
    F            Dm 
I rub the lotion on the skin 
    Am             C 
Or else I get the hose again...