A                  C 
Dear Chasey Lian, I wrote to explain 
                  F   E 
I'm your biggest fan 
                 A                      C 
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass 
                            F     E 
Write back ass soon as you can 




[Refrão]

        A 
You've had a lot of dick  
 C 
(Had a lot of dick) 
      F 
I've had a lot of time 
 E 
(Had a lot of time) 
        A                   (stop) 
You've had a lot of dick Chasey 
                        
But you ain't had mine 


             A                C 
Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain 
                  F      E 
Ya never wrote me back 
                  A                    C 
How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat 
                       F       E 
Your biggest fan like that? 




[Refrão]

        A 
You've had a lot of dick  
 C 
(Had a lot of dick) 
      F 
I've had a lot of time 
 E 
(Had a lot of time) 
        A                   (stop) 
You've had a lot of dick Chasey 
                        
But you ain't had mine 


             A                  C 
Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain 
                   F     E 
This letter is my last 
                 A            C 
As your biggest fan  I must demand 
                     F       E 
You let me eat your ass 

Chorus: 

        A 
You've had a lot of dick  
 C 
(Had a lot of dick) 
      F 
I've had a lot of time 
 E 
(Had a lot of time) 
        A                   (stop) 
You've had a lot of dick Chasey 
                        
But you ain't had mine 



Ending: 

     G 
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey 
 A                        (stop) 
Chasey this is my mom and dad 
                  C 
Now show em them titties 
                  G        
Now show em them titties 
     G 
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey 
 A                       (stop) 
Chasey this is my mom and dad 
                  C 
Now show em them titties 
                  G        
Now show em them titties 
                             
Would you fuck me for blow?