Intro: Am C G Am 

       Am                    C 
On the Hogwarts Express with Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy 
G                        Am 
Chillin' out, maxin', compartment 3-B 
     Am                C 
Well it was to much to expect privacy 
        G                     Am 
'Specially with a reject like our friend Harry 
G                                   Am 
that's when I started talking about Voldemort 

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Am                     C 
As I was explaining my sweet new positch' 
        G                 Am 
Thought I saw a shoe or a small piece of fish 
   Am                    C 
No it was a shoe that my two eyes did see 
G                Am 
Under a cloak of invisibility 
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Just then a thought started creeping up on me 
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And I knew exactly what I'd do 
G                            Am         C 
Make you wish you acted more quickly 
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And that I'd never seen your shoe 
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I'm going to kick you in the face 
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I might do it twenty-seven times just in case 
D      C             G      D 
I know nothing could ever replace 
    C             D                      G 
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face 

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Am                     C 
After they left I went through with my plan 
    G                        Am 
And tied a tight knot around each of your hands 
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Made you listen to Stryper and "Enter Sandman" 
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Made you hear "Rio" by Duran Duran 
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You didn't like it, what is wrong with you? 

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Am                    C 
That made me angry, I was so upset 
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I kicked you hard that your pants you did wet 
    Am                        C 
You looked like somebody took a small baby 
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Stuck it in a blender and turned on puree 
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I just kicked you in the face 
C                      G               D 
Hey, Harry Potter, how does your blood taste? 
C                    G 
I know nothing could ever replace 
    F             G                      C 
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face 

G                        C 
I just kicked you in the face 
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Hey, Mr. Potter, how does your blood taste? 
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I know nothing could ever replace 
    F             G                      C 
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face 
    F             G                      C 
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face