verse 1 

        C            G          F 
    The day that you died was a good day. 
        C                G           F 
    You said that it was better than Oprah's best birthday. 
        C          G        F 
    But instead of having a wake, 
    C                G          F 
    Lots and lots of people ate blended birthday cake. 

  Chorus 

       F              C             G 
    So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John. 
    F             C            G 
    You should be proud of the awards you won. 
           C         G              F 
    Though silver is not as good as gold. 
    D                 C        G 
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old. 

  verse 2 

             C             G              F 
    Well you started out obsessed with Ze Frank and lonelygirl. 
        C          G        F 
    But then you decided to jump into their world. 
        C           G            F 
    And somehow you dragged your brother in it with you, 
        C            G        F 
    and started this thing we call Brotherhood Two. 

  Chorus 

       F              C             G 
    So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John. 
    F             C            G 
    You should be proud of the awards you won. 
           C         G              F 
    Though silver is not as good as gold. 
    D                 C        G 
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old. 

  verse 3 

              C         G             F 
    Well your eye got infected and it threatened to explode. 
        C                G         F 
    You found yourself a yard that needed to be mowed 
            C              G              F 
    And you got yourself a house, and you got yourself a Wii 
        C           G             F 
    And you and the Yeti had your first anniversary. 
   
  Chorus 

       F              C             G 
    So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John. 
    F             C            G 
    You should be proud of the awards you won. 
           C         G              F 
    Though silver is not as good as gold. 
    D                 C        G 
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old. 
    D                 C        G 
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old. 
    D                 C        G 
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old. 
     
  OUTRO     

    D                 C 
    Oh my God, you're 30. 
          G 
    Years old.