D                               A 
Why do you always seem to criti cize me 
                                          D 
Seems like everything I do just turns out wrong 
                                  G 
Why don't you come on out and des pise me 
           A                           D 
So I could pack my bag and baby I?d be gone 

D                                 A 
Remember when you used to call me honey 
                                   D 
I?d turn around and call you honey too 
                                          G 
You might think it's a joke, but it ain't funny 
   A                                  D 
To hurt someone who?s so in love with you 


[Refrão]
 
D                          A 
A clown puts his makeup on upside down 
                                 D 
So he wears a smile even when he wears a frown 
                                  G 
You might think I'm here when you put me down 
    A                         D 
But actually I'm on the other side of town. 

D                                    A 
My body?s in this room with you just catchin? hell 
                                        D 
While my soul is drinking beer down the road a spell 
                                      G 
You might think I'm listening to your grocery list 
        A                                D 
But I'm leaning on the jukebox and I'm a bout halfway there 

D                              A 
I'm sittin? on a chair just be hind my ear 
                                   D 
Playing dominoes and drinking some ice cold beer 
                                    G 
When you get done talking I?ll come back downstairs 
       A                                   D 
And as sume the body of the person you pre sume who cares 


[Refrão]
 
D     A                            D 
I'm A cross the river on the other side of town 
A                           D 
In my mind I'm on the other side of town