Capo 5   

               C    
If you save yourself for marriage, you’re a bore.    
                       Am    
If you don't save yourself for marriage, you’re a hor-    

rible person.    
          F    
If you won't have a drink, then you’re a prude,    
                    Dm                                   G   
But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you     

down the first one.    

        C    
If you can't lose the weight, then you’re just fat,   
          Am    
But if you lose too much, then you’re on crack.    
                    F    
You're damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t,   
                  Dm                               G   
So you might as well just do whatever you want,  so 


[Refrão]
   
       C                               Am   
Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys   
         C                                      F   
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.   
                      C                                 Am   
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,   
                  F    
Roll up a joint — or don’t.    
             C                            G            C   
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.    
                Am           C           G          C   
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.      
     
        C    
If you don't go to church, you’ll go to hell.    
                      Am    
If you're the first one in the first row, you’re a self-   

righteous son-of-a ...    
      F    
Can't win for losing, you just disappoint ‘em.    
              Dm                                        G   
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em don’t mean you should join ‘em.   
    

[Refrão]
   
      C                                Am   
Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys   
          C                                      F   
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.   
                      C                                 Am   
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,   
                 F    
Roll up a joint — or don’t.  
       C                            G          C   
Follow your arrow wherever it points.    
               Am           C            G         C   
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.     

BRIDGE:   
     C    
Say what you feel, love who you love,    
              Am    
'Cause you just get so many trips around the sun.    
                   F                    C   
Yeah, you only, only live once.    


[Refrão]
   
      C                        Am   
Make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys   
         C                                      F   
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.   
                      C                                  Am   
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,   
                  F    
Roll up a joint — I would.    
            C                             G          C   
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.    
                Am           C           G            C   
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.