Intro 

    
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  E                         D   C# 
e|-----------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------| (x2) 
D|-0-h-2-2-x--2---x--2-2-2-----------|  
A|-0-h-2-2-x--2---x--2-2-2---5---4~--| 
E|-0---0-0-0--0---0--0-0-0-----------| 

verse 1 
E                 D   C# 
Before being a man 
E                       D   C# 
Living in a garbage pail 
E                        D   C# 
My landlady calls me up 
E                               D   C# 
She tried to hit me with a mop 


[Refrão]
E                              D   C# 
I can't stand it any more more 
E                             D   C# 
I can't stand it any more more 
E                             D   C# 
I can't stand it any more more 
        D                      A                      E 
But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right 
         D                      A                        E       D   C# 
Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right 

verse 2 
E                              D   C# 
I live with thirteen dead cats 
E                             D   C# 
A purple dog that wears spats 
E                              D   C# 
They're  living out in the hall 
E                               D   C# 
And I can't stand it any more 


[Refrão]
E                             D   C# 
I can't stand it any more more 
E                             D   C# 
I can't stand it any more more 
E                             D   C# 
I can't stand it any more more 
       D                        A                     E 
But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right 
         D                      A                      E         D   C# 
Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right 

Solo 
E                     D   C# 
it would be all right 
E                     D   C# 
it would be all right 
E                     D   C# 
it would be all right 
E                     D   C# 

verse 3 
E                     D   C# 
Before being a man 
E                       D   C# 
Living in a garbage pail 
E                       D   C# 
My landlady calls me up 
E                              D   C# 
She tried to hit me with a mop 


[Refrão]
E                              D   C# 
I can't stand it any more more 
E                              D   C# 
I can't stand it any more more 
E                              D   C# 
I can't stand it any more more 
       D                        A                     E 
But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right 
         D                      A                      E 
Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right 

Outro 
    D                      A              E 
if Shelly would just come back  
D   C#          E   
it'd be all right 
D   C#          E  
it'd be all right 
D   C#          E  
it'd be all right 
D   C#          E  
it'd be all right