Intro: F 

#1. 
F 
Don't listen to Linda, she said all those  

things before. 
      C                     Bb         Gm7 
She's just a pretender, and though you couldn't  
C 
love her more. 
       F 
She'll lead you on, and then one day she'll  
                   Bb 
say you'll have to part. 
      F                       Bb   C          F 
Don't listen to Linda, she'll only break your heart. 


INTERLUDE: F 

#2. 
F 
Don't listen to Linda, if you want some good advice. 
     C 
Just try to remember, she did it once, she'll do  

it twice. 
        F 
There's more to her little games, than your eyes  
    Bb 
can see. 
      F                   Bb         C       F 
Don't listen to Linda, or you'll end up like me. 

Bridge: 

Bb                F 
You'll never understand her..all the presents you  
      C                       F           F7 
could hand her could never be enough, oh, no. 
    Bb             F                         G 
So, don't underestimate her, cause sooner or later, 
    C 
the going's gonna start to get rough. 

#3. 
      F 
Don't listen to Linda, don't believe the things  

you hear. 
       C                           Bb    C 
You'll end up, contender, for the "Loser Of The Year". 
F                                              Bb 
I've said everything I can to try and make you see. 
      F                   Gm7        C       F 
Don't listen to Linda, or you'll end up like me. 


OUTRO: F