verse 1
  
     Eb 
 The last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell 
  Eb 
 Apologies are probably in order I can tell 
          Eb 
 From the pictures that you posted 
        Eb 
 I look liquid, I look toasted 
       Eb 
 And I probably owe you money as well 


[Refrão]
 
        Eb                       Ab               B 
 I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted 
       Eb                                 Ab 
 I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know 
       Eb 
 I was toasted, I fell down 
             Ab             B 
 Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town 
          Cm            Bb            Ab 
 From the second that I started I was done 
               B                Eb           N.C. Eb 
 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was     drunk 


verse 2
 
 Eb 
 Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home 
 Ab 
 Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone 
           Eb 
 I'm not a pro, not out for trouble, but hot damn I was seeing double 
             Ab 
 Singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!) 


[Refrão]
 
       Eb 
 I was ripped, obliterated 
         Ab                         B 
 I don't want to see my credit card statement 
              Eb                                 Ab 
 'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92 
       Eb 
 I was pissed, I was plowed 
       Ab                 B 
 I was messed up, blacked out 
      Cm          Bb           Ab 
 This hangover is gonna last a month 
               B                Eb 
 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk 


Bridge 
B        Ab     Eb 
 I got a YOLO tattoo 
B             Ab         Eb 
 Drunk dialed everyone I knew 
   Fm 
 A shopping spree on Amazon 
 Ab 
 What the hell was going on? 
  Eb          Bb              Ab 
 Apparently I drank a bit too much 
               B                Eb 
 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk 


verse 3 
Eb 
 And useless 
 Eb               
 Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase, 
                Eb 
 I was clueless, How did I do this? 
        Eb 
 When I went to call the next day 
     Eb 
 I remembered that I lost my phone 
      Eb 
 In a midnight, look at these maylay 
         Eb 
 How the hell did I get that way? 


[Refrão]
 
        Eb                       Ab               B 
 I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted 
       Eb                                 Ab 
 I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know 
       Eb 
 I was toasted, I fell down 
             Ab             B 
 Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town 
          Cm            Bb            Ab 
 From the second that I started I was done 
               B                Eb           N.C. Eb 
 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was     drunk