Intro: F  Gm7  C7 

F               F7M          Dm                  F7M 
Look at yourself if you had a sense of humor 
                Bb                      F     Bb F 
You would laugh to beat the band 
                F7M             Dm                 F7M 
Look at yourself do you still believe the rumor 
            Bb                   F       Bb F 
That romance is simply grand  
Gb                     Db   Gb       Db    
Since you took it right on the chin   
D                       A        D              A   C 
You have lost that bright tooth paste grin 
                                  G7       C        Am7                   D7 
My mental state is all a jumble    I sit around and sadly mumble 
Gm7                  Eb          C7                  Bb     Cm7  C7 
Fools rush in so here I am       very glad to be unhappy 
Gm7              Eb          C7                                   Bb      F F5+ Bb 
I can't win, so here I am      more than glad to be unhappy 
                            F  F/B G#dim F  Gm5-/7 
Unrequited love's a bore  
Gm7     C7              F    Dm F Bb 
And I've got it pretty bad 
            G#dim             F   F/B F C7 
But for someone you adore 
Gm7   C7                F   Dm F  
It's a pleasure to be sad 
Gm7                Eb           C7                        Bb        Gm   C7 
Like a straying baby lamb      with no mammy and no pappy 
             F             Gm7   C7/9  F 
I'm so unhappy but oh,    so      glad  
Gm7                 Eb           C7                   Bb     Cm7   C7 
Fools rush in so here I am       very glad to be unhappy 
Gm7              Eb          C7                                  Bb      F F5+ Bb 
I can't win, so here I am      more than glad to be unhappy 
                            F  F/B G#dim F  Gm5-/7 
Unrequited love's a bore  
Gm7     C7             F    Dm F Bb 
And I've got it pretty bad 
            G#dim            F    F/B  F C7 
But for someone you adore 
Gm7   C7                F   Dm  F  
It's a pleasure to be sad 
Gm7                Eb            C7                        Bb        Gm   C7 
Like a straying baby lamb       with no mammy and no pappy 
           F               Gm7   C7/9 F     Dm Dm7 
I'm so unhappy but oh,     so     glad