Opening pattern play while this verse is being sang. 
Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here, 
 we was hitchhiking down, a long and lonesome road. 
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle of the road 
 - and he said -  

    
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Fig 1 
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 Play the best song in the world or illl eat your soul 
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Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said - ok. 
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       Am                          G 
And we played the first thing that came to our heads 
   F                           Am               G 
It just so happened to be  the best song in the world 
           F                         Am         G        F 
It was the best song in the world ooohhhhyyaaaahhhhiiiiiioooo 
    D                     F           C            G                Am 
Look into my eyes and its easy to see 1 and 1 make 2 1 and 2 make 3 it was 
 
destiny 
    D                      F                 C                     G 
Once every Hundred thousand years or so when sun doth shine and the moon doth 
       Am 
grow and the dust doth grow 
 
Fig 1 
Well needless to say, the beast was stunned 
Whip crack with your swampy tail, and the beast was done 
He asks us (snort) be you angels 
And we said nay, we are but men.     Rock 
 
D         F         C         G 
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 
 
Am (1 strum)                                 Am 
Ohhwhoaowhoaoho   ohhwhoaowhoaoho  ohowhoahoaho   this is not 
    G                    F      Am                G  F  Am 
The greatest song in the world  no this is just a tribute 
                      G                    F       Am 
Couldnâ?Tt remember the greatest song in the world no    no this is a 
G      F     A       G                  F#    F#2   F#   F 
Tribute   ho            to the greatest song in the world   all- 
A           G                  F#    F#2   F#   F 
right          to the Greatest song in the world   all- 
A                  G                              F#           F#2    F#  
right it is just a pissed mother **** its of the greatest song in the world 
 
           ow                  ow                   ow 
Wer em ur pow chewga fukay fu fly chuga flabbablabba  a flabbablabba 
 
Ow        aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
A duuiuu ooioom fam chuga flaba bababa flagabubba abugga awoomamumma woose 
 
  A        G         F#    F#2  F#    F  
Sefem 
 
A                           G               F#     F#2      F#      F  
  And the peculiar thing is this my friends,         the song we played 
        A                  G                             F#  
On that fateful night        didnâ?Tt actually sound anything 
F#2       F#     F              A            G         F#   F#2 
like this song.  This is just a tribute, you got to believe me, 
F#    F             A             G          F#     F  
and I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion  aaahhh **** 
A         G           F#                    F  
good God, God loving,  Your so surprised to find you canâ?Tt stop him, 
A        G             F#                F  
upfar    arrrullyupfar Rich mother****er give upa aahhh 
 
E      F      E     F     E     F              Asus2