Intro: G 

verse 1: 
G 
i like whiskey, you like wine 
you're the kind of woman that's so refined 
i like horses, you like gin 
I told you never come around here again 

Em 
up and down, up and down 
A 
hot and cold, square and round 
C                                  G 
I never knew that smile could make somebody frown 

Em 
cats and dogs, wet and dry 
A 
you're the cactus of my eye 
C                                       G 
i bet that you can make a grown man cry 

Instrumental: G 

verse 2: 
G 
you like boys, i like girls 
get you on the dancefloor takin' for a whirl 
i know what you're looking for 
so turn yourself a round and find the door 

Em 
black and white, left and right 
A 
hugs and kisses, had a bar fight  
C                               G 
you and me will be day and night 

Em 
North and south, east and west 
A 
i like the way you wear that dress 
C                                               G 
you always try to be your worst to be your best 


[Refrão]
Em                    A 
whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you 
D/F#                    G       D/F# 
would you play nice? or just start a fight? 
C                              D/F# 
but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts  
G                       D/F#            C 
You're always at the end before i start 
whoaahw 
i hate you guts but you got soul 

verse 3: 
G 
i'm like ice, you're like fire 
i'm a lil' lamb, and you're barbed wire 
i'm like rubber, you're like glue 
what you want aint gonna come true 

Em 
tight and loose, father goose 
A 
i'm acute and you're obtuse 
C                         G 
you're the hangman pulling on my noose 

Em 
early, late, small and great 
A 
good and bad, and love and hate 
C                         G 
lock up all your doors and close your gate 


[Refrão]
Em                    A 
whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you 
D/F#                G       D/F# 
would you play nice? or just start a fight? 
C                              D/F# 
but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts  
G                       D/F#            C 
You're always at the end before i start 
whoaahw 
i hate you guts but you got soul 

verse 4: 
G 
girl you take my breath away, 
go ahead and suffocate 
i wanna treat you like a queen 
i'd send you to the guillotine 

Em 
call me crazy - ok fine 
A 
i wish that i could make you mine 
C                               G 
i'm bloomingdales and you're the Five and Dime 

Em 
Call me stupid - yes you are! 
A 
don't care 'bout your daddy's car 
C                               G 
and I don't like coors light or PBR 



[Refrão]
Em                    A 
whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you 
D/F#                  G       D/F# 
would you play nice? or just start a fight? 
C                              D/F# 
but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts  
G                       D/F#            C 
You're always at the end before i start 
whoaahw 
i hate you guts but you got soul 

Outro: stay on G