Verse
       G 
Yeah i lost my job today 
                 C 
And that's worth celebrating 
        G 
Yeah i lost my job today 
                 C 
And that's worth celebrating 
        G 
I ain't working no more 
          D           G 
So credit companies - take warning 
           G 
I went and blew off my mortgage today 
                 C 
And that's worth celebrating 
        G 
Yeah, i blew off my mortgage today 
                 C 
And that's worth celebrating 
       G                  D 
And in 3 months they will foreclose 
                                         G 
So for 3 months, and for free, I will be staying 


[Refrão]
           C               G 
And when i go, no one will know 
                                   D 
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe 
           C                              G 
And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow 

Just a lingering sense of relief 
      D                  G 
And a crap ton of empty bottles 

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G C G C 

Verse 
                  G 
Yeah, i went and stole my car today 
                 C 
And that's worth celebrating 
        G 
Yeah, i stole my car 
                 C 
And that's worth celebrating 
        G                       D 
I ain't paying that interest no more 
                        G 
And this thing's steady rolling 

Matter of fact, i ain't paying none of ya'll back 


[Refrão]
           C               G 
And when i go, no one will know 
                                    D 
I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe 
           C                              G 
And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow 
       D 
Just a lingering sense of relief 
                        G 
And a crap ton of empty bottles