verse 1 
                 Em 
She doesn't need money 
                  C7 
She doesn't need diamonds 
                 A 
She's lookin' for pretty things 
                 Em 
She doesn't want romance 
                 C7 
She doesn't need finance 
                  A 
She's looking for rendezvous 



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Am 
But every time she's going down 
                       Bbm Bm 
She never looks around 

I'll wait and watch her with my 

lens until she brings the curtain down 
F#dim7            C 
'There behind the keyhole' 
         Gdim7  
with my fisheye 

verse 2 
                 Em 
I'm back in the darkroom 
                C7 
I'm covered in fixer 
                 A 
I'm making a photograph 
                 Em 
I'll send her some postcards 
             C7 
In glorious colour 
                 A 
I'm keeping the negatives 


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Am 
I'll form a letter from the news 
                                         Bbm Bm 
With different type from different lines 
Bm 
I'll tell the world about her 

I'll mail the People and the Times 
F#dim7            C 
'Oo it'll be so scandalous 
        Gdim7 
For the both of them 
          D 
But mainly her' 

Lead Break 
Em 
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verse 3 
                     Em 
She showed them her husband 
              C7 
He ordered a dozen 
                     A 
He thought they were fabulous 
             Em 
The one with the -- 
           C7 
The two of the -- 
             A 
And three of the -- 
               Em 
He sold her to Hefner 
               C7 
Who put her in Playboy 
              A 
He gave her a centre-fold 
              Em 
I made a real blunder 
               C7 
She made it in movies 
               A 
I made her a superstar 

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