Verse 
      C              G             D               G 
I was at the kind of party where I said I wouldn't go 
C       G               D             G 
Look at Vanessa putting on that nasty show 
C             G            D                  G 
Her looks, my language, it fits like peas and carrots 
C                                   G 
But she prefers to go home with the faggots 


[Refrão]
 
       C   G        D        G 
It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll 
       C   G        D        G 
It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll 
       C          G        D        C 
It's a really bad town for rock 'n' roll 

Verse 
      C              G             D               G 
I parked my Volvo horse across the boulevard 
C       G               D             G 
And I started singing opera in a karaoke bar 
C             G            D                  G 
It's a strange town and I can't find my place 
C                                   G 
What a man has to do 
to get a decent blow-job these days 


[Refrão]
 
       C   G        D        G 
It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll 
       C   G        D        G 
It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll 
       C          G        D        C 
It's a really bad town for rock 'n' roll 

Post-Chorus 
D               Em            G 
Doesn't anybody know how that feels? 

Verse 
      C              G             D               G 
If my brother's is out on a date, 
C       G               D              
I sit home to masturbate 
G 
I switch on MTV and hocus-pocus 
C             G            D                  G 
An erection in my pants and it ain't got a purpose 
C                                    
I'm switching to the other channels 
G 
and I don't know which one to focus 


[Refrão]
 
       C   G        D        G 
It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll 
       C   G        D        G 
It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll 
       C          G        D        C 
It's a really bad town for rock 'n' roll 

Post-Chorus 
D               Em            G 
Doesn't anybody know how that feels? 
D               Em            G 
Doesn't anybody have rock 'n' roll dreams? 


[Refrão]
 
       C   G        D        G 
It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll 
       C   G        D        G 
It's a bad year for rock 'n' roll 
       C          G        D        C 
It's a really bad town for rock 'n' roll