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 Intro: 
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G|---X---0---X---0---| 
D|---X---2---X---2---|  x4 
A|---X---3---X---3---| 
E|---X-------X-------| 

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e|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---| 
B|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---| 
G|---X---2---X---2---X---4---X---4---| 
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E|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---|
 

Verse 
C 
I like telling dirty jokes,  
C 
and I like smoking crystal meth,  
    F       G         C 
but darling I love you. 

C 
And I like laughing at retards, 
C  
and I like throwing rocks at dogs, 
    F       G         C  
but darling I love you.  


[Refrão]
 
F                   E 
I love you like the moon and stars,  
     C               F 
when little kids get hit by cars,  
F        G        C 
girl you know its true.  
F        G         C 
Darling, I love you.  

*play the intro again here* 

Verse 
C 
I've been tryin' to move on, 
C 
since you left, since you've been gone,  
    F      G         C 
but its so hard on me.  

C 
Talked to a girl in first hour, 
C 
bought her a cd, bought her a flower, 
    F       G      C 
but she's a stupid cunt. 


[Refrão]
 
    F            E  
But I'll take anything, 
    C            F 
and I'll take anyone.  
     F             E 
I'll take an angry lesbian  
C             F 
with a loaded gun.  
     F                 E 
I'll take a whore with syphilis 
    C         F 
and gonorrhea too.  
    F        G      C 
But darling, I love you.